01 - Combine dark rum and brown sugar in a shallow dish. Add pineapple pieces, turning to coat thoroughly. Let soak for 10–15 minutes, flipping halfway through to ensure even absorption.
02 - Whisk together flour, cornstarch, and salt in a medium bowl until well combined. Gradually whisk in cold sparkling water until a smooth, thick batter forms without lumps.
03 - Pour 1 inch of vegetable oil into a large skillet or deep pan. Heat over medium-high heat until it reaches 350°F, maintaining this temperature throughout frying.
04 - Remove pineapple from the rum mixture and pat lightly dry with paper towels. Dip each piece into the batter, allowing excess to drip off for an even coating.
05 - Fry pineapple pieces in batches for 2–3 minutes per side until golden brown and crisp. Avoid overcrowding the pan to maintain proper oil temperature.
06 - Transfer fried pineapple to a paper towel-lined plate to drain excess oil. Serve warm, drizzled with honey or maple syrup and sprinkled with cinnamon. Accompany with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream if desired.